The Great Monster Joke Book by Amanda Li

Author:Amanda Li
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141963440
Publisher: Penguin Publishing
Published: 2010-04-03T04:00:00+00:00

5. Shout. We suggest, ‘Look out, here comes the Phantom Monster-Catcher with His Very Enormous Net for Catching Monsters!’ It gets them every time.

6. Act friendly. Greet the monster enthusiastically – perhaps with a kiss – and explain that you once met at a party. It may believe you are its friend and, who knows, you may even get to like each other.

7. Bore it senseless. Waffle on for hours about your love of train-spotting, pressed flowers, fossil-collecting, etc., etc. The monster may lose interest and wander off.

8. Hypnotize it. You’ll need to be a trained hypnotist for this one. Oh well, on to no. 9 then …

9. Take it by surprise. Do the unexpected. For example, if the monster attacks, don’t fight back but try tickling it instead. At least you’ll die laughing!

10. As a last resort … If all our advice fails, run like the wind. Get out of there. Jump on your bike and ride. Make like the gingerbread man and run, run as fast as you can … (OK, OK, we’ve got the message.)

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